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10:38pm April 16, 2014
9:12pm April 16, 2014

HIGH SCHOOL

This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
know ourselves.

— HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)
9:06pm April 16, 2014

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

9:05pm April 16, 2014

transschmuck:

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read

9:05pm April 16, 2014

yazzdonut:

steve and bucky discovering the future together 

8:59pm April 16, 2014

emmyiskhaleesi:

"Slytherins can’t be brave," Please allow me to direct your attention to Regulus Black, and his storyline which was so conveniently left out of the movies.

8:58pm April 16, 2014

shippingsabrieliam:

lightning-st0rm:

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

I pretty much get everyone’s name but my own… 

I have a twin sister and I called myself by her name.

I have called myself the wrong name. Twice.

8:58pm April 16, 2014

nanalew:

pup at da beach

8:54pm April 16, 2014
welcometotheworldoffandoms:

welcometotheworldoffandoms:

welcometotheworldoffandoms:

MY PEOPLE
I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE

update:

and don’t forget, 
so are bowties


i also apparently had this on hiding on my desktop 

welcometotheworldoffandoms:

welcometotheworldoffandoms:

welcometotheworldoffandoms:

MY PEOPLE

I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE

update:

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and don’t forget, 

so are bowties

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i also apparently had this on hiding on my desktop 

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8:54pm April 16, 2014

faypunk:

to say that “platonic sex isnt a thing” or to joke about people on tumblr wanting sex or other physical affection in a platonic way implies that sex is inherently romantic and romanticism is inherently sexual. lets throw aromantic people and asexual people under the bus. super fun. LOVING this.

8:54pm April 16, 2014

bl00mish:

fuckoffmiimi:

john lennon’s art is the reason i’m alive i mean lookimage

"crabs crabbing"

8:53pm April 16, 2014
tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]

tastefullyoffensive:

Mario Kart IRL. [zdedwards]

8:53pm April 16, 2014
overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.